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The Stress Diet

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by mike57 on February 14, 2005 01:09 PM
This is a specially formulated diet designed to help people cope with the stress that builds up during the day.
Breakfast:
1 grapefruit
1 slice whole wheat toast
1 cup skim milk

Lunch:
Small portion lean, steamed chicken
1 cup of spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 Hershey’s Kiss

Afternoon tea:
The rest of the Kisses in the bag
1 tub of Hagen Daas Ice Cream with chocolate chip topping

Dinner:
4 bottles of wine (red or white)
2 loaves of garlic bread
1 family-size Supreme pizza
3 Snickers bars

Late night snack:
Whole frozen Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

Diet rules:

1. If no one sees you eat something, it has no calories.

2. When drinking a Diet Coke with a chocolate bar, the Diet Coke cancels out the sugar in the chocolate bar.

3. When you eat with someone else, calories don’t count if you do not eat more than they do.

4. Food used for medicinal purposes does not count (for example, hot chocolate, toast, cheesecake, and vodka.)

5. If you fatten up the people around you, you are automatically thinner by comparison.

6. Movie theater foods have a zero calorie count as they are part of the entertainment package and not counted as food intake. This includes popcorn, Snow Caps, and ice cream.

7. Cookie pieces have no calories because breaking the cookies up causes calorie leakage.

8. Foods licked from spoons and forks have no fat if you are in the process of cooking something.

9. Anything eaten while standing has no calories due to gravity and the density of the calorie mass.

10. Food consumed from someone else’s plate has no fat as it rightfully belongs to the other person and will cling to his or her plate.

And remember: STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS.
[Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin] your friend in gardeing

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No One Can Make You Feel Inferior Without Your Consent.
by gardenmom32210 on February 14, 2005 02:20 PM
[shocked] [Big Grin] [thumb] [Big Grin]

G~Mom [Big Grin]
by Dixie Angel on February 14, 2005 02:33 PM
Sounds like my kind of diet! [Big Grin]

Dianna

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by weezie13 on February 14, 2005 09:30 PM
Hey, that's the diet I'm on........
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[Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [lala]

Weezie

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Don't forget to be kind to strangers. For some who have
done this have entertained angels without realizing it.
- Bible - Hebrews 13:2

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by 4Ruddy on February 24, 2005 08:38 PM
From the week I have had, I think I need to double the portions for it to be effective. [shocked]

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Happiness, like a dessert so sweet.
May life give you more than you can ever eat...
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